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Hawkins asked me to participate in this “who do you want McCain to pick as VP” poll. I declined. It’s not that I don’t have someone that I would like McCain to pick, I do, it’s that I just don’t care that much.
But since you guys are into this stuff almost as much as you’re into atheist, lesbian, male-to-female, transexuals, I’ll go ahead and throw you a bone.
The interesting thing here is that Mitt Romney tops Bloggers list of who they would like McCain to pick, with 31% picking him as the VP.
But who would Bloggers least like McCain to pick? Running a close second to Joe Lieberman is ……. Mitt Romney? With 12% of Bloggers saying he’s their least favorite VP candidate.
So, what’s the deal here? I have three theories:
1) The hair. Too John Edwardsy.
2) His liberal record on healthchare and his flip flop on abortion.
3) He’s Mormon.
If comments around here are any indication its probably a mixture of 2 and 3. I get the second argument, but the third?
When Trey Parker and Matt Stone were asked in an interview once why they were always picking on Mormons–for instance the hero of their classic Orgazmo was Mormon missionary Elder Joseph Young–they answered that they weren’t picking on Mormons: who better for the hero than a Mormon. Every one likes Mormons, right?
Even in the episode of South Park making fun of strange Mormon beliefs, in the end its the Mormons who get the last laugh.
Is there any other group more mainstreamed into American life than Mormons? I really don’t think so. But maybe that’s because I’m from the West and we had a lot of Mormons there.
But if the vicious emails and comments I used to get from “Christians” every time we’d run a post with anything positive to say about Romney are an indication, then Parker and Stone are wrong: every one doesn’t like Mormons.
In fact, a small percentage of people are such nuts that they would never vote for one.
These kind of people should be put in the same category as those who would never vote for Obama because he’s black. The nutty and bigoted fringe.
Oh, and don’t bother leaving a comment about why Mormons are wrong about Jesus or whatever, because I’m not going to read them. Frankly, I don’t give a shit. Jefferson was wrong about Jesus, too. Benjamin Franklin was in the same boat. Last time I checked we weren’t electing a pastor and conspiracy theories about a church hierarchy controlling whoever is in office should have stayed in the 19th century and the Know-Nothing party.
That is all.
Actually, no its not. My first choice for VP had been Joe Lieberman. I know the party faithful and conservatives don’t like him, but in my mind the overarching issue of the day is the war on Islamist terror. It’s a limited analogy, since in the end it didn’t work out all that great, but picking Lieberman would be comparable to Lincoln’s choice of Johnson for VP in his second term. It’s a magnanimous gesture that would serve the purpose of reconciliation and put a unified face in the great struggle for freedom we are in.
And up to now I didn’t want McCain to pick Romney because I thought it might hurt his chances of winning. See theories 1-3 above.
But now? I think McCain should pick Romney. Why? Spite. I can think of worse motivations than spite.
The pleasure of seeing a bunch of nutbags squirm for the next four years would be well worth the used car salesman hair—which has always been my number one concern. (cont.)
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